Friday, August 12, 2005

Peter Jennings

i should request a nuclear missile stike to destroy People Magazine. Cover headline says:

BRAVE LAST DAYS
Family and friends remember the anchorman's life and his valiant battle with lung cancer

Brave? Valiant?
er... how brave and strong was he to be a lifelong smoker?
Took real grit to do that
He's a regular Lance Armstrong


Maybe it should say "Smoker Dies of... Lung Cancer? Who Knew?!"

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