Friday, May 13, 2005

DANGER - PORN.......¡CUIDADO, PORNOGRAFIA!

I swear, I need to be so careful. I was trying to actually get some stuff done today, like clean up around the computer and around the house, and finish these little things that have been bugging the hell out of me for months. When I went to put my shoes on, I thought, "I'll just sit in my chair at the computer to put them on." And then I thought, "Why not just surf a LITTLE porn, just for a moment?" Luckily I avoided it by getting up and starting to take the trash out and so on. But I only got like literally 60 seconds of work done before I sat down at the computer, thinking, "She'll be home soon, so I'll just rub one out real quick, to take care of my needs, so it's not bugging me later that I didn't do it when I could have."

My computer crashed last week and I don't have my normal arsenal of porn-downloading tools re-installed yet. I would, but I don't want to waste even a moment doing an install and a restart, and then have her come home, while I'm saying "Damn! I should have been downloading porn instead of installing software!" The ironic part is, it takes me many times longer to do it all by hand (pardon the pun) than it would take to reinstall my porn-gathering software.

Anyway my attempt to be productive today didn't work. I'm looking at the files I hurriedly downloaded, one at a time, by hand. The files start at:
5/13/2005 11:01 AM

and end at:
5/13/2004 12:12 PM

182 movies and clips; 277.3 megabytes of porn. All downloaded one at a time. I haven't even seen most of them; probably only a third. I wonder whether I ever will.

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