Thursday, April 21, 2005

Zen Flirting

It's crazy, whenever I have been desperate for female companionship, they can smell it and they stay away. I strike out, over and over again.

But now that I have basically no interest in sex for some reason - maybe I burned out my sex drive, I mean, I've had more orgasms than any normal person in five lifetimes - now, it's easier than ever to pick up girls.

The other afternoon I walked across the street to the blue public mailbox to mail something since the mailman comes by our house at 11 a.m., but picks up from the public mailbox at 5:30 p.m.

As I crossed the street back to our house, a woman walking her dog was walking down the sidewalk. I was headed right for her, so I called out, "I'm not intercepting you, I'm just walking to my house right there," I gestured. When I got up to her I asked her whether I could photograph her dog, as I was making a video for my daughter. We started bullshitting and I could tell I was pulling off being very charming and attractive. I don't know how, it just happened, partially because I was feeling confident and partially because I didn't care.

She asked me for my name, so I asked for hers.

Sure enough, the next day, she came by, exact same time, dressed up a litle bit, too. I was outside, too, to see it, only, it didn't go as smoothly as it could have, because, I was helping my wife unload groceries from the car. Oh well!

She turned off early and went straight back home, clearly disappointed. Dammit. I felt like I let her down, got her hopes up.


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Today, of course, she did not walk her dog at all.

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