M late. my period was sposed 2 come on the 8th
3 days late. She had taken the morning-after shot the last time (of the many times now) I fucked her condomless, and the uh.... the 3-month birth control shot too. But I felt woozy and my heart began to race. Is it ever late normally? Without the shot?
No.
Well then take a test! Go buy one, I'll pay, or are they free at the clinic?
yes smarty pants. M going to Rite Aid.
ok i'll come down at 5
I work another hour while sweating, then call her. She says she's just geting home. "From Rite Aid?" "No, I haven't gone yet." WHAT!! "Oh, ok. Do you want me to pick up a test on my way?" "No, I'm just gonna get one from the 99 Cent Store." "What!! I'll get a name brand one." She gave me a little guff as if I were snobby, but jesus christ!
I had to look up the drug store's location on my car's GPS without actually entering it as a destination, to prevent my wife from noticing me "Hey, he visited a drug store in downtown LA, hours before he came home that night. What took him so long? What was he getting? Condoms?"
As I pulled up to the drugstore I realized it was the same one I used to frequent four years ago for condoms with my mexican ex-mistress. They used to end up getting removed when I'd be fucking her and she'd say "I doan like thay con-dome." Jesus Christ, what kind of person comes THAT close to getting his mistress pregnant and permanently altering life as I know it, and then does it again and again?
How depressing the building's dark red bricks were as I walked in yet again.
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Speaking of condoms, the pregnancy tests were right next to them. Ho ho.I spent a few minutes analyzing and picked what seemed to be the best test. They all claimed 99% accuracy, even the 99-Cent-Store brand ones, but I picked the brand my poor dear wife uses to see whether she's pregnant. My poor dear heartbroken infertile wife.
On the way to pay there was a new flavor of Pringles. I grabbed a can. Fuck it.
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